In terms of salable rationales for bombing non-compliant nations across the planet into submission, sodomy would have to be our very best. That’s because it’s a value which all human beings hold dear. Lots of things can be shared through sodomy, much the same as how lots of things can be shared via airplanes. For example: firebombs, nuclear weapons, or Agent Orange.
Nothing brings a sleepy village on the edge of the jungle into the 21st century quite like a few canisters of napalm. Plenty of little kids from Vietnam graced with this experience probably went on to become real Americans just like us. As they bled out on the floor of a nail salon from an armed robbery, I bet they thanked their lucky stars for the day that napalm modernized their extended families. Depending on the estimates, there’s at least a million such cases.
If anyone forgets to value sodomy, America, the world’s indispensable nation, can gently remind them with a color revolution or various other domestic catastrophes engineered in Washington, DC. This will be worth it for the citizens of these nations. Kids are quite expensive to raise, so once they have more spending money in their pockets and their attitudes adjusted, the adults who were burdened with these kids develop a grateful disposition towards Americans.
If they refuse sodomy, well that’s when the gloves must come off. It’s what these poor bastards deserve, and more importantly, what they need. Case in point, there’s a troublesome patch of ground in the Middle East known as the Gaza Strip. It’s supposed to be for trendy Jewish beach condos with a wide main street running down the entire length for pride parades.
Instead, Gaza is inhabited by a retrograde blend of Arab known as Palestinians. They’re determined to linger where they don’t belong rather than moving on to the gay discos being prepared for them in the Egyptian desert.
Everything the Jews have done to them is in the name of love, and yet the Palestinians can’t summon the gratitude to move through the Rafah border crossing. Each day, people around the globe become more exasperated with these Palestinians.
