FORT BLISS, Texas — Army 2nd Lt. James Patterson is facing court-martial after refusing to sign for his platoon’s four experimental powered exoskeletons, totalling $2.3 billion in value. “They just assumed I’d take responsibility for this gear I can’t afford to replace,” Patterson complained. “We took inventory and couldn’t even find one of the power suits…
Category: Humor
Humor: Top 10 Russian Military “Fail” Videos
Prepare to Laugh Your Ass Off. (WARNING: DO NOT EAT OR DRINK DURING THE VIEWING OF THESE VIDEOS, EXTREME SPEWING OR CHOKING MAY OCCUR.) -SF In Soviet Russia, military fail videos watch you. Here’s our list of the 10 greatest. The rivalry between Russia and the United States has continued unabated since the Cold…
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Humor: VA Celebrates Brain Injury Awareness Month by Forgetting to Celebrate Brain Injury Awareness Month
🙂 🙂 🙂 WASHINGTON, D.C. — With March designated as Brain Injury Awareness Month, the Veterans Administration held a press conference today to announce several health care initiatives aiming to increase awareness of something to do with veterans. “To be perfectly honest, I can’t remember what this press conference was supposed to be about,” said VA…
Humor: What Happened to Hillary’s Emails
Go Ahead, Laugh…Might As Well!!
Humor: Giant Handguns on Skateboards
23 Literal Translations Of Military Graphics That Actually Make Sense These interpretations make way more sense than their intended meanings. [Editor’s Note: A version of this article originally appeared on the blog of Angry Staff Officer.] I know you all are like me; you get excited when new doctrine gets released. Giddy, even. So…
Humor: Ted Cruz Scored Big with Anti-Clinton “Office Space” Parody
Listen, I am not big into Politics, but I Absolutely, Positively HATE Hillary Clinton so I LMAO on this one!!
Humor: Things you See on the Gun Range (It’s Funny Because it’s True)
Please don’t drink your hot morning beverage while watching this! Serious Spew Alert. Very Funny. My Favorite: The Afghan Shitter (ISIS Modified) Always a Classic!! Stay Alert, Stay Armed and Stay Dangerous!
Humor: 5 Habits Vets Picked up Overseas that are Not Safe For Work (NSFW)
I have a few I wanted to include but this being a PG-13 site at worst, I think I will omit them for now. 🙂 -SF Leave these old routines on the battlefield where they belong. War sucks. But as soldiers, we adapt. We develop habits that increase our chances of survival and make the…