H/T to Busted Knuckles Be Safe Out There. If you Drink, Don’t Drive.
Category: Humor
Techno Viking (Humor)
H/T to Patrol Base There must have been MDMA in that water. The Drugs really start kicking in around 1:30 ๐
Quote of the Day
“Some People Are Like Slinkies. They’re Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs.”ย ๐
Texas Snowpocalypse (Humor)
This guys kills me. “We’re still shooting at the cold, so it should be gone soon!” (UPDATE) As of 3:30 CST here in Texas, the Storm is officially Dead!) We Killed It! Long Live the Republic of Texas ๐ Stay Alert, Armed and Dangerous!
How do you know for sure that you are screwed by the weather?
Yep!ย ๐ฅถ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐
Just Another Night in a Third World Shithole…(Or Possibly Detroit?)
Next time have your handgun ready, a stunned rat is not a DEAD rat. ๐
Wisdom 101
NEVER accompany your wife to a beauty shop. Drop her off or Stay in the Car. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT go inside. The Third Circle of Hell Awaits.
Evening Laugh: Mexican Self-Destructing Gun
A New Model of firearm out of Sinaloa Mexico developed specifically for Criminals. It Self-Destructs upon Firing, so no more having to throw it in the river after the crime! Get Yours Today!
Evening Laugh
Holiday Laughs #4: Blazing Saddles
One of Mel Brook’s best films IMO. A classic comedy from a time when everything was fair game for comedy (yes even race) and everybody could still laugh about it because it was COMEDY! Damn I miss the good ole’ days of common sense and humanity!
