So apparently Break Dancing, an urban jungle bunny ritual from the 80’s (See Breaking Two: Electric Boogaloo) that borrows heavily from primitive african voodoo where a heavily inebriated nigger flops around violently humping the ground, has made it’s way into the Olympics.
Isn’t Multi-Culturalism Grand?
As long as we are abandoning all reason and good taste, I vote we include some much more entertaining events like: Midget Wrestling, Juggling Chainsaws while Drunk and Gladiatorial Combat on Ice.
