Better a Whale of a Time

Via: Europe Renaissance

 

This short story is dedicated to all the Mature Women and Mother’s out there!

 

 

 

 

In a large city in France, a poster featuring a young, thin, and tanned woman appeared in the window of a gym.

The caption read:

‘This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?’

A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the slim woman pictured on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym. She had a whale of a lot to say:

‘To Whom It May Concern, Whales are always surrounded by friends: dolphins, sea lions, and curious humans. They have an active sex life, get pregnant, and have adorable baby whales.

They enjoy stuffing themselves with shrimp, playing and swimming in the sea, and visiting wonderful places like Patagonia, the Bering Sea, and the coral reefs of Polynesia.

Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans. Whales are loved, protected, and admired by almost everyone in the world.?

They don’t have a sex life because they kill men who get close to them, not to mention how could they have sex? Just look at them … where is it?

Therefore, they don’t have kids either. Not to mention, who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?

P.S. We are in an age when media attempts to convince us that only skinny people are beautiful.

I prefer to enjoy ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver, and good chocolate with my friends.

With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So, we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated, and happy!