{"id":82606,"date":"2025-03-24T02:58:36","date_gmt":"2025-03-24T08:58:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/?p=82606"},"modified":"2025-03-24T02:58:36","modified_gmt":"2025-03-24T08:58:36","slug":"texas-news-if-james-bond-was-a-wetback","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/24\/texas-news-if-james-bond-was-a-wetback\/","title":{"rendered":"Texas News: If James Bond was a Wetback"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/media.breitbart.com\/media\/2025\/03\/Migrants-with-UW-Devices-640x480.jpg\" alt=\"Two migrants use underwater propulsion devices to cross Rio Grande. (Eagle Pass Police Dep\" \/><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/border\/2025\/03\/22\/two-migrants-used-underwater-propulsion-devices-to-illegally-cross-texas-border-river\/\">Two Migrants Used Underwater Propulsion Devices to Illegally Cross Texas Border River<\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>On the heels of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/three-illegal-immigrants-charged-after-fiery-texas-crash-leaves-one-dead\">three drunk wetbacks running over a parked car and killing an innocent 22 year old man in Arlington<\/a> now we have two Guatemalan illegals thinking they are the wetback version of 007 in <em>Octopussy<\/em> trying to cross the Rio Grande in full body wetsuits and underwater scuba scooters! \ud83e\udd23<\/h2>\n<h2>I know I am giving away my age by referencing the 1983 James Bond Flick <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0086034\/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_2_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_Octo\">&#8220;Octopussy&#8221;<\/a> but oh well, that movie shall forever be imprinted on my twisted ten year old brain for obvious reasons!<\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Octopussy - Floating Palace\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uvRXKwZeeB0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-80315 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Illegal-Target-Rich.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"750\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Illegal-Target-Rich.png 750w, https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Illegal-Target-Rich-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72972 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Illegal-Full.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Illegal-Full.jpg 400w, https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Illegal-Full-300x194.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two Migrants Used Underwater Propulsion Devices to Illegally Cross Texas Border River &nbsp; On the heels of three drunk wetbacks running over a parked car and killing an innocent 22 year old man in Arlington now we have two Guatemalan illegals thinking they are the wetback version of 007 in Octopussy trying to cross the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[3011,13,74,4892,3986,3727],"tags":[6238,8490,6918,18635,16563,5803,7064,18634,16819,7085],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82606"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82606\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82609,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82606\/revisions\/82609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}