{"id":79279,"date":"2024-10-26T04:32:45","date_gmt":"2024-10-26T10:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/?p=79279"},"modified":"2024-10-26T04:32:45","modified_gmt":"2024-10-26T10:32:45","slug":"nature-is-scary-af","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/2024\/10\/26\/nature-is-scary-af\/","title":{"rendered":"Nature is Scary AF!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-79280 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Alien-Egg-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Alien-Egg-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Alien-Egg-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Alien-Egg-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Alien-Egg-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Alien-Egg-850x850.png 850w, https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Alien-Egg.png 1440w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/h1>\n<h1 class=\"headline headline--single-fallback\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2024\/10\/25\/science\/slimy-orange-alien-egg-pods-discovered-in-river-and-theyre-spreading-rapidly\/\">Slimy, orange \u2018alien egg pods\u2019 discovered in river \u2014 and they\u2019re \u2018spreading rapidly\u2019<\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>Who needs horror movies when you got Bryozoans?<\/h2>\n<h2>By the way, Bryozoans are hermaphrodites which clone themselves!<\/h2>\n<h2>All I can say is don&#8217;t stick your face too close!<\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-79281 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Alien-facehugger.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"498\" height=\"323\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"SpaceBalls Alien\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aVZUVeMtYXc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Slimy, orange \u2018alien egg pods\u2019 discovered in river \u2014 and they\u2019re \u2018spreading rapidly\u2019 &nbsp; Who needs horror movies when you got Bryozoans? By the way, Bryozoans are hermaphrodites which clone themselves! All I can say is don&#8217;t stick your face too close! &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2382],"tags":[18143,18144,13780],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79279"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79279"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79283,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79279\/revisions\/79283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}