{"id":71303,"date":"2023-11-28T02:13:38","date_gmt":"2023-11-28T08:13:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/?p=71303"},"modified":"2023-11-28T02:13:38","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T08:13:38","slug":"she-cant-breathe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/2023\/11\/28\/she-cant-breathe\/","title":{"rendered":"She Can&#8217;t Breathe!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('video');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-71303-1\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/media.gab.com\/system\/pending_media_attachments\/files\/008\/535\/882\/original\/3f1e829305c2418e.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/media.gab.com\/system\/pending_media_attachments\/files\/008\/535\/882\/original\/3f1e829305c2418e.mp4\">https:\/\/media.gab.com\/system\/pending_media_attachments\/files\/008\/535\/882\/original\/3f1e829305c2418e.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Apparently no one told Disney that in REAL LIFE Niglets cannot swim, especially when they are Fat and wearing a Mermaid Costume. \ud83d\ude02 \ud83d\ude02 \ud83d\ude02<\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-71305 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Black-mermaid.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"568\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Black-mermaid.jpg 568w, https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Black-mermaid-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 568px) 100vw, 568px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Apparently no one told Disney that in REAL LIFE Niglets cannot swim, especially when they are Fat and wearing a Mermaid Costume. \ud83d\ude02 \ud83d\ude02 \ud83d\ude02 &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2382],"tags":[16852,13780,16853],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71303"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71303"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71306,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71303\/revisions\/71306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}