{"id":67445,"date":"2023-07-21T11:00:32","date_gmt":"2023-07-21T16:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/?p=67445"},"modified":"2023-07-21T06:32:14","modified_gmt":"2023-07-21T11:32:14","slug":"porch-monkey-zombie-exhibit-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/2023\/07\/21\/porch-monkey-zombie-exhibit-a\/","title":{"rendered":"Porch Monkey Zombie, Exhibit A"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>H\/T <a href=\"https:\/\/bustednuckles.net\/sheeeit-da-zombies-are-already-here\/\">Bustednuckles<\/a><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" title=\"A customer shows up at the drug house after hours (I can&#039;t stop laughing) \ud83d\ude33\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude06\" width=\"459\" height=\"344\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bitchute.com\/embed\/k4woPtqoCyar\/?feature=oembed#?secret=ftf4rEgHZY\" data-secret=\"ftf4rEgHZY\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Standard Engagement Rules Apply for Zombies: Forget Center of Mass, Always put a minimum of two rounds into the &#8220;Cranial T&#8221; to incapacitate.<\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-67446 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/cranial-t.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"221\" height=\"229\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-67447 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Cranial-T-1-223x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Cranial-T-1-223x300.jpg 223w, https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Cranial-T-1-300x403.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Cranial-T-1.jpg 732w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>H\/T Bustednuckles &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Standard Engagement Rules Apply for Zombies: Forget Center of Mass, Always put a minimum of two rounds into the &#8220;Cranial T&#8221; to incapacitate. &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2723,2382,5754,403],"tags":[8498,6661,14806,16207,16106],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67445"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67445"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67453,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67445\/revisions\/67453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}