{"id":43939,"date":"2021-07-01T13:54:30","date_gmt":"2021-07-01T18:54:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hcsblogdotorg.wordpress.com\/?p=43939"},"modified":"2021-07-01T13:54:30","modified_gmt":"2021-07-01T18:54:30","slug":"joke-of-the-month","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thetacticalhermit.com\/index.php\/2021\/07\/01\/joke-of-the-month\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Month"},"content":{"rendered":"

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An Arab, a Mexican and a Texas girl are <\/span>in<\/span>\u00a0the same bar.<\/span><\/h1>\n

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass<\/span><\/h1>\n

in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass\u00a0 to pieces…<\/span><\/h1>\n

He says, \u2018In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don’t need<\/span><\/h1>\n

to drink with the same one twice.’<\/span><\/h1>\n

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcoholic beer<\/span><\/h1>\n

(cuz he’s a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots<\/span><\/h1>\n

the glass to pieces… He says, ‘In the Arab World we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.’<\/span><\/h1>\n

The cool Texas girl, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.<\/span><\/h1>\n

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,<\/span><\/h1>\n

‘In Texas , we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.’<\/span><\/h1>\n

God Bless TEXAS!!!<\/span><\/em><\/h1>\n

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